Friday, May 9, 2008

Imagine if ....

Hello my Pipu, I have being MIA se? Na work o. I miss you too oooooooooo. Thank you, thank you. Just a brief “imagine if…” to make your weekend. Flow with me.
Imagine if these happen to you:
1. You sprayed insecticide on your clothes while ironing instead of spray starch
2. You sprayed “spray starch” on your self instead of your perfume while hurrying to get somewhere
3. You put hot iron on your ear/cheek instead of your phone in an attempt to answer a VIP call
4. You threw N1,000 inside a waste basket instead of the envelop containing the money
5. You left home with your bathroom slippers instead of your fancy working shoe
6. You poured kerosene inside your carburettor instead of water
7. “Hey Jane, Jeff is a jerk and I won’t mind killing the asshole right now”. You then sent this text to Jeff instead of Jane. (lmao)
8. You…
Someone please fill in the gap…

20 comments:

LG said...

1st

which kind wahala be dis, inshort dat cat just spoilt everything ,

LG said...

Its even smiling sef, shio!!

Unknown said...

You are still bitching about Jeff to Jane. You have your back to the door and are totally unwaware that Jeff just walked in. You continue... "honestly Jane, he must have a small ***k, to have such a big ego..."

You turn around and almost pee on yourself. Ouch....

Women's World said...

Imagine...

You poured salt in your tea instead of sugar

laspapi said...

A friend of mine came visiting and on her way out, sprayed air-freshener on her clothes thinking it was perfume. I swear.

Another friend of mine driving back to Lagos from Ijebu threw his cell phone out of the window thinking it was a banana peel. He'd been tossing the peels out, eating and driving.
No, it didn't stike him till he'd travelled tens of miles.

My father poured gin into gari once. He wanted to drink the stuff and thought it was water.

Tears said...

LOL! am i first? aiit! how about...
8.imagine you had a shower and forgot to wash your face! LOL!
nice post! marry weekend to u too *winks

Anonymous said...

you put on the gas dash quickly to see whats happning on tv and forget to go put a pot or kettle on the flame, or you put a key in the door trying to open it, your phone rings and after answering the call start to look for your keys frantically forgeting its already in the key hole

Anonymous said...

I guess that would be one heck of a really bad day!

The Activist said...

@ LG, aba mi-lady, na so u hate cat reach? Lmao. I beg like them for me-sake.

So what is your take on this post? Come back, close your eyes on the cat picture and leave your comment o.

@Laspapi, thanks for visiting. Did your dad eventually take the gaari with the gin in it? And your friend that threw out his window out of his phone, sorry threw out his phone out of the car window, did he get it back?

Well, air-freshener smells nice, no one will know the difference on your lady friend, se?

@tears, you are not first o. See what afrobabe don cause, everyone is fighting for first position. Thanks for stopping by. Imagine if you put your biro/pencil on your ear/hair and you keep looking everywhere for it. (lol)

@Sprezatura thanks for stopping nice addition really

@ my Abbie, if this happens, I guess after while you just figure is one of those things and move on with the rest of the day

Women’s World… abi o

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

You...forget that you just changed an incredibly huge doodoo diaper full of the most disgusting, stinky brown stuff you can imagine. Then, you use the same hand to grab a fistful of delicious spicy chips and lick every single finger thoroughly. Under the nails, as well.

This has happened to me. many a time. Disgusting. I know. Sorry.

=(
lol!

LG said...

K, i'm back, (tho'watching out 4 d cats)lol!!!

u wake up by midnight n suddenly felt hungry, so u tiptoe to d kitchen,with d lights still off, u open the freezer n take a big scoop of wat u tot was ice cream...yummy, only it turn out to b hair relaxer.. yuck(it was my (broda, n serves him rite too, lol)

The Activist said...

SOLOMONSYDELLE, same hand ke. Kai. Na full vitamin C be that o

Doja, if my cat is a tiger, we will live together in love (lol),. I really love the cat family. Tiger o, lion o, cheeta o etc...

Lg, kia, big wahala. He must have burnt his mouth with relaxer o.

Afronuts said...

If I was a superstitious nut I would have called u a witch wit all those cats...but I'm not, cause I luv cats too

8. Imagine u acidentally forwarded the image of a beaten wife to Standtall's mail with the message 'Happy Mother's Day'!

Parakeet said...

Chei..you're bad. Did all that happen to you or you're just so creative? Anyways two of it happened to me. I wore my flip flops to work lol and binned my passport instead of the envelope...ah!

Parakeet said...

what happened to my earlier comment?????

Anyway I was saying did all that happen to you or you're just so creative? I once threw away my passport thinking it was an envelope and wore my flip flop to work instead of my stilletos!

The Activist said...

Ollay, your first comment appeared all right. Sorry o, might be network confusion. I am just being creative about this. Some of these had happened to me and a lot of other ones that I can’t even remember. Such is life they say


See you o Afronut, if I want to be superstitious I will say you are a wizard for liking cats so (lol). And don’t try point number 8 with me o. Na war.

Unknown said...

I love the kitty picture

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

no no no no. i cannot think of that iron on my ears. woman! ur thinking is hurting me. lol!

the 7th one is hilarious, plus that actually happens. lol! funny tho.

lets do this.

you add some salt to ur tea thinking it was sugar. not too bad, but only thing i could come up with. i tried.

in bwt i love cats. i had one i named minnie. one day it went out and never came back. i miss that cat. we had good and bad times together. it was once sick for 2weeks, couldnt open its eyes 4 a week, coz somehow it found itself inside acidic chemical. my dad use to use them for his work.
i heard it scream and from where it was screaming from i immediately knew of wot happened. it was so sad i cried so hard. lol! i thot it was gonna die, but lo its true wot they say, cats av seven lifes.
its body was all glued together, hence why it culdnt open its eyes. but it recovered well tho. only without a womb. so it was barren it'll it left and never came back.

The Activist said...

Lighty, you and Women's wolrd think of putting salt in your tea. What a taste to have. I am sorry about your cat. The story was touching and I would cry too.

My male cat is curently sick, he's not being breathing well and I am yet to get a vet to check him out. Nigeria with lack of cats vets. O ga o.

Thank you Olamild. Are you a cat lover?

The Activist said...

Honeywell so how did you handle the palava?

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